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REPORT 20 NOVEMBER 2004
An exciting not to say exotic few weeks .
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“At last a Johnson we can be proud
of”
was apparently the headline the Daily Mail
slapped on my piece about Boris’ father, Stanley, which they printed
a few days ago. I didn’t see it as I was on board a lovely
barquentine off St. Barth’s when it appeared but Stanley, who was up
the Amazon at the time, tipped me off and also forgave me, having been
around long enough to know that hacks don’t write their own
headlines.
It
was very gratifying to see the piece, which I had already posted in
embryonic form on this site, make it into commercial print (see Report 18), but it was also an
example of how difficult and unsatisfactory freelance journalism can
be. (And, incidentally, how infuriating are all those ads for
organisations which try to sell their wares under the guise of
suggesting that ‘anyone’ can make a decent living from freelance
writing). I originally wrote the article entirely ‘on spec’ for no
better reason than that I had recently spent time with Stanley, whom I
have known for over forty years, but feeling that it deserved an
audience I submitted it to the Telegraph. My contact there
turned it down, courteously, on the grounds that they were
‘Johnsonned out’. I thought this was a bit ripe coming from the
major Fleet Street Johnson employer but never mind. I then sent it to
another contact at the Daily Mail and got no response. After a
while I pulled rank and wrote to Paul Dacre, with whom I worked a
lifetime ago on the Daily Express. He, with a good old hack’s
eye for a story, was interested enough to pass it to his Features Desk
and, with a few additions, it appeared as a timely aside to the
various breaking stories about Boris’ sex life and sacking.
So,
a happy result, as far as I was concerned but the piece might just as
well never have made it off this site. The episode not only confirms
my view that it’s tough out here for the freelance journalist but
also my ever-growing belief that editorial judgements are very poor
and responses, with some honourable exceptions, increasingly slovenly
and unprofessional.
Anyway
it’s been an exciting not to say exotic few weeks. Both the foreign
trips I have been anticipating keenly while fearing they would never
materialise did finally come off. The first was a brief stay in Venice
at the gorgeous Londra Palace which is newly represented by my old
friend Michael Blanchard, or more accurately by his colleagues James
and Rebecca at Michael Blanchard Associates. Penny and I went armed
with that excellent and erudite guide, “Venice for Pleasure” by
J.G. Links first published by the Bodley Head in 1966. To my horror I
realise that this year is the centenary of Links’ birth. I say
‘horror’ because once upon a time I knew Links and interviewed him
for Bill Deedes’ Daily Telegraph. Although I had no firm
commissions I wrote a piece based on this visit and dedicated to the
memory of a fascinating man and his inimitable work. So far it’s
been turned down by Country Life so I have sent it off to poor
Paul Dacre. If, as I fear, I am unable to sell it I’ll post it on
this site in time for Christmas. It will be a pity if no-one takes it
because at the risk of seeming immodest I know that it’s interesting
and unusual.
On
the way home we spent a night at another Blanchard Hotel, Great
Fosters, near Egham, a convenient distance from Heathrow. It’s an
extraordinary Elizabethan Manor House not unlike John Paul Getty’s
nearby palace, Sutton Place. We had an absolutely ginornmous room and
I will try to place a mention of it somewhere or other, perhaps in the
new travel magazine (which alas has still to happen and of which more
later).
The
other foreign travel was a Jeffrey Rayner expedition to the Leeward
Islands. I have been going on foreign trips with Jeffrey since my
first wife and I spent a happy fortnight in Calabria back in the early
seventies. One of Jeffrey’s present clients is the “Star
Clipper” line and this particular jolly involved a flight to the
Caribbean island of St. Maarten (St. Martin to the French who own the
half of the place that doesn’t include the airport!) followed by a
sail round the Leeward Islands in the eponymous clipper, a beautiful
four-masted barquentine about which I have already written for the
Independent on Sunday and Country Life. As always with Jeffrey, the
company was entertaining and convivial, the destinations were exotic,
and the comforts considerable. The first piece is half-complete though
I’m not entirely certain where to send it. Although I have every
intention of placing it with some newspaper or magazine I may well
post it up here along with the Venetian essay in time for Christmas
– which we’re intending to spend in Avignon thanks to a
miraculously cheap deal available from SNCF (£59 return to Paris and
only £19 from there to absolutely anywhere in the whole of France.)
You
might think this constituted enough activity for the last few weeks
but there have been other excitements as well. By far the most
enjoyable was a visit from my daughter Emma and her eighteen-month old
son Leonel, otherwise known for esoteric familial reasons, as “The
Financial Adviser”. They were both on terrific form though
understandably jet-lagged as the result of their flight from Miami –
and not exactly looking forward to flying on to Mexico a few days
later to join up with Leonel, my son-in-law. We spent happy hours
sitting outside the yacht club drinking white wine (not the FA) and
eating pork crackling. It’s a salutary fact that of my four children
only Alexander is living in England – Emma is in Miami, Lucy in
Auckland and Tristram last heard of somewhere in Bolivia. Such is
modern life!
Meanwhile
I am plugging away with the various book projects and return to
Windsor Castle shortly for another trawl through the papers of
Princess Margaret. The next whodunit “A Death on the Ocean Wave”
has been making rather desultory progress but the good news is that
Sara Paretsky, the great American crime writer, has come up with a
wonderful encomium for “Death and the Visiting Fellow” (“How
wonderful to have Tim Heald back in print!”) and my loyal local
friends at Bookends of Fowey and the Marina Hotel (see links for
websites!) have agreed to combine on a launch party for “Death and
the Durbervilles” which is to be published by Hale on March 31st
next year. Another case for watching this space.
This
occasion will also be a platform for discussing the Bookends part of
the programme for the Du Maurier Festival. Yes, I’m afraid I am
performing again, this time with a chat on “Royalty and Royalties”
with special reference, naturally, to Princess Margaret. The Festival
is in May and that is going to be a busy time too because immediately
before I am speaking at a charity lunch at the House of Lords and then
immediately afterwards we fly off to South Australia where I am to be
the guest speaker at the President’s lunch at the great Cornish
Festival, Kernewek Lowender, in Wallaroo. There’s posh!
Meanwhile however there are the usual cold
douches of reality. My old housemaster died the other day. I am
hoping to write an obituary for the Independent and tomorrow I am
off to Sherborne for a memorial service in the Abbey. Before that,
however, I have a meeting with the bank manager which I hope won’t
be too frosty. The much hyped new travel magazine still has no
financial backing even though everything else is up and ready to go
and deeply wonderful. Plans for the re-introduction of an MCC house
drink at Lord’s seem to be getting rapidly out of control and I
must telephone a new contact at our friendly local newspaper, the Western
Morning News. My piece about our former neighbours Maggie and
Michael Culver has appeared in the current (December) issue of Saga
Magazine but all suggestions for further articles have been
courteously but firmly rejected. I am still waiting for a response
from the Telegraph Books people to a suggestion that I review the
forthcoming memoirs of Bishop Bickersteth, some time Bishop of Bath
and
Wells. And I can’t get to the Readers Digest party
at Harvey Nicols nor to Nigella Lawson at the Royal Society of
Literature next week because I am already signed up for Eleanor Bron
at the Society of Bookmen. It seems to be a fact of my life that
everybody issues the best invitations for the first Thursday of the
month so that one is permanently at risk of being triple-booked!
Tim Heald
Report Number 20
NOVEMBER 2004
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